Monday, March 7, 2011

Area Man's Biggest Accomplishment Not Ever Killing Anyone With His Car

"Overall, I've got a lot to be proud of: I worked my way through college, I'm a good friend, I have a solid job," said Widmer, whose most enduring† deed thus far is never having sent a pedestrian rolling over his hood or slamming his car into a bus full of schoolchildren.

Read the whole story at
The Onion

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